From the recording We Love Our Guns
We drank the Kool-Aid
We screwed the pooch
We bought the farm and
Started growing hooch
And it sold like hotcakes
Till all hell broke loose
And the best advice that I ever got
Come from a moose
He said
Spend time in the woods man
Eat plenty of greens
Hold your head up high
Keep your nose clean
Always think big
And know that you’re strong
Watch out for people with guns
And do your best to get along
We was going like sixty
When I got stopped by the man
He said I’m searching your car
Just because I can
You can love or you can leave it
Work your fingers to the bone
You’ll just get bony fingers
And wind up all alone
So spend time in the woods man
Eat plenty of greens
Hold your head up high
Keep your nose clean
Always think big
And know that you’re strong
Watch out for people with guns
And do your best to get along
Apply only as needed
Any more would be a waste
And most of how you live your life
Is just a matter of taste
Do what you’re told
And they’ll tell you what to do
You come on too bold they’ll
Come down on you
Spend time in the woods man
Eat plenty of greens
Hold your head up high
Keep your nose clean
Always think big
And know that you’re strong
Watch out for people with guns
And do your best to get along
Spend time in the woods man
Eat plenty of greens
Hold your head up high
Keep your nose clean
Always think big
And know that you’re strong
Watch out for people with guns
And do your best to get along
Watch out for people with guns
And do your best to get along
Watch out for people with guns